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AAA HUMOR 1
Over Forty
Happy Birthday
Well another year slipped by and your not getting any younger. How’s it feel to get old? Those stiff bones, muscle aches, heartburn, gray hair, sagging skin not to mention other things. Well I thought I would cheer you up if it’s not to late. That’s why I sent you this message in a bottle. The best is yet to come. Retirement and trying to figure out what to do on that small penitence those thieving corporate crooks are going to give you if they haven’t already raided the retirement fund. Medicare and trying to figure out what form goes to who. If your smart enough to get AARP you’ll find out that the best thing to do with all the medical forms everyone sends you is to put them in a box and forget about them until they fill up the garage. You’ll get to go down to the local senior center for diner and listen to all the lies about everyone, maybe make up a few yourself. You can take a bus across the border to buy your medicine and throw your change to the poor children. Watching them scramble for the change might be the highlight of your trip. You can take a junket to the casinos, catch a show, and gorge yourself at the fabulous buffets. You can drive with your blinker on all day long and cut off those young wipper snappers. Best of all you can send one of these MESSAGES IN A BOTTLES TO YOUR FRIENDS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
P.S. Look at the bright side, you’ll have a part time job just keeping all the doctors appointments
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